there was a time when every time someone asked me, "how was your weekend?" i would lie and say "oh, y'know, pretty quiet," because if i had told you the truth, you wouldn't have believed me.
"oh, y'know, i just spent three nights in a row at the bar stuffing one-dollar bills into the panties of aging hermaphrodites. whatever."
none of those words are politically correct, and they're usually not accurate either.
and how would you respond? "oh, really? how was that?" or better yet, "what were you drinking?"
